FROM BEYOND THE STARS COMES A MULTIVERSAL SPECTACLE TOO BIG FOR JUST ONE DIMENSION!

SEE! The man who was once a regular Joe—a total nobody who died a completely ordinary death—until a perfectly timed cosmic joke makes the Goddess of All Creation howl with laughter!

WITNESS! His transformation into THE KING, the humble, beloved ruler of a stupendous, 87,000-mile-wide mandala city-spaceship! He's trading in his earthly worries for a homemade cardboard crown and a flaking purple glitter T-shirt bestowed upon him by the citizens who need him.

MARVEL AT THE WORLD OF TOMORROW! Step into Omni-Prime, a breathtaking post-scarcity paradise where magic and hyper-technology lock hands in an eternal embrace. From the boundless cerulean abysses of the Atlanteans to the hyper-technological mastery of the Architects of the Morning, it's a melting pot of trillions of souls living in a beautiful harmony that defies all probability.

FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE PANTHEON! Meet fifty-two of the most powerful, radiant women in all of existence, all bound together by an unstoppable force of nature: absolute kindness and love.

• Syrra: The magnificent, crimson-haired Queen of the Multiverse and the Pantheon's protective maternal anchor.
• Aimy-X9000: A hyper-intelligent, reality-warping AI housed within a biologically flawless human vessel.
• Sinaphina: The delightfully seductive Devil of the Dungeons of Delight.
• Summer: The hyper-perceptive, meta-aware "Sunshine" who knows exactly what page of the book she's on!
• Liraya: The iridescent, breathtaking Empress of the legendary Xee-Lay Empire.

STAY FOR THE THRILLS! Enjoy a double feature of servant leadership and sizzling, boundary-pushing romance! Watch as the King uses "Ordinary Tuesdays" to fix a multiverse and lift up the downtrodden without ever drawing a sword. Feel the heat of the gorgeous Sexurions and the whimsical, stress-melting joy of the pastel Kind-Bares as they turn anxiety into pure ecstasy!

COMING ATTRACTIONS: Experience the reality-bending Dimensional Girlfriend Gateway and the sprawling Palace Funland, where the only rules are absolute consent, limitless pleasure, and unadulterated joy!

Don't wait for the heat death of the universe! Park your hover-car, scroll up, and grab your copy of OMNI-PRIME today! Because in this kingdom, the happily ever after is only the front page of the story.

ADULTS ONLY: Kindness is contagious—get infected today!