Dirc and the Dyarvos Cafe'
by Kyle Michel Sullivan
Publisher: KMSCB
Continues from Dirc and the Dyarvos Bones.
No one believed an extraterrestrial named Dyarvos brought Dirc back to life after a cop killed him, because it deserted him. Now Dirc's been found guilty of raping and murdering dozens of men, and he's being transported to San Quentin to be executed.
Only Dyarvos returns with a new proposition. Turns out human males are considered a delicacy by intergalactic travelers, especially once Dirc has...oh, sexually prepared them. So it wants to open up an intergalactic truck stop, of a sort, with Dirc as one of its suppliers.
Despite the betrayal and Dyarvos' casual disregard for his feelings, Dirc decides to go along with it. Because it'll make him rich. Filthy rich. Rich enough to never have to deal with assholes trying to fuck him over, again.
Of course, first he needs to get done with that system of justice still after him…not to mention evade Federal Agents from Area 51, who want to run some pretty invasive tests on him to understand why his DNA has altered. It's going to be a real adventure of a journey.
But along the way, he may find love with an old friend…Irin, whom Dyarvos had been prepping to take his place...only to decide Dirc's offerings were much more superior.
Always the entrepreneur, Dirc figures if he and Irin join forces they could could strengthen their brand and might even wind up more in control of the company than Dyarvos. Which would serve the backstabbing alien right.
Still...all's fair in love, war, and business…